The Audre Lorde Questionnaire to Oneself (part 3)

What are the tyrannies you swallow day by day and attempt to make your own, until you will sicken and die of them, still in silence?

I have lived most of my life by the tyranny of the bra. I donned my first one when I was 8 or 9, well before there were boobs attached to this chest. Straps dug into my skin. Straps visible on either side of my tank top. For one full year in middle school, I spent the entirety of every second period English class worried about the hot boy who sat behind me.

Then there is the tyranny of hair removal. Around 8th grade, I started to shave my forearms because I thought it was the feminine thing to do. No one taught me how to shave, I was using my mother’s disposable razors in secret, doing my best to hide the evidence after my inexperience left the shower bloodied in the name of beauty. One day, I gazed down past the nicks and scabs that decorated my legs and thought, “Fuck, I guess I should start shaving my big toe too.”

Makeup. What the fuck is it? How the fuck do I do it? Highlighter? Concealer? Wings?? On my face???? I understand I am supposed to be putting makeup inside of my eyebrows? Where does one place the bronzer? At 27 years old, I continue to rock the same look I taught myself when I was 16. I don’t know what sucks worse- the utter lack of self confidence that creeps up inside me when I venture into the world without all this shit, or the fact that I need to put a face on top of my face to even consider myself a person worthy of being looked at.

Gym class. IYKYK.  

Likability. I don’t have it. But I sure was raised to believe it was among the most important traits a young lady could strive for. In my upbringing, there was not a lot of space for sad girls who told the truth. I had not even gotten my period yet the first time an adult told me I was intimidating. What a strange way to describe a child.

Yes, I’m including it- the tyranny of dat ass. This eventually became my superpower, but when I was still younger and more insecure in this body, my backside felt an awful lot like a tool that allowed others to practice power over. Grown men catcalled me as I walked in the doors to school. In the same day, I’d catch male teachers watching as I walked back out them.